Mr Bump goes where the doors don’t hurt
Character development? Bah, humbug. Mr Bump learns nothing and laughs in the face of danger.
He packs his swag and heads to the very same surf beach where his nose, mouth and spine, got so messed up last Australia Day. He dons the boardies, grits his teeth with determination and charges out into the pounding surf…
The second time he gets dumped and smashed into the shallow water he thinks, “I really should be a tad more cautious. I’ll start right after I catch the next wave.”
So perhaps there are signs of maturity emerging. Maybe.
Actually, one advantage of defying the doctors and camping on a public holiday is if a tent door falls on you it doesn’t hurt so much.
Soooooo, you lived to write this post then….
We are indeed hopeful???
Appreciate the concerns for Mr Bump’s wellbeing. He tells me (cough) his blood has remained internal for the past few days. It’s a step in the right direction.
Yes. It certainly is.
Wish him my best!
Wait!!! Just saw that Five Parts is due in AUGUST??? Why was i thinking May?
Hi Tye, it was scheduled May in the catalogue but there has been a bit of a reshuffle. I think they’re hoping I might score a Writers’ Festival gig to help early sales. Plus it’s not exactly finished yet… T